if you read my tumblr, you’d understand me.– girls who only reblog pictures of long hair and starbucks cups (via whatthehellisaheterosexual)
catbountry: handingoutbricklers: robotlyra: If tumblr was McDonalds, all the burgers and sandwiches and nuggets and fries would be served without condiments. You’d be free to bring and add your own condiments to actually make the dining experience fully ENJOYABLE, but occasionally Ronald McDonald would stand by your table, sigh disapprovingly and comment on how all the ketchup stains make...
tumblr, I fucking hate you.
rosencruez: loveslight: rockinrye: do not log out if you are using chrome/missing e. because you will not be able to get back in unless you use an incognito window. it’ll just keep giving a ‘not found’ tumblr error page when you try to get to tumblr.com. Whoa whoa whoa. You can log out of Tumblr? ^ this
longlivethe-king: cesaret: “You are unacceptable!” Tumblr yelled, giving Missing E a firm shove. “What are you doing, I thought we were…” Missing E cried, both unable to resist the abuse and compatibility with its love, the one who gave it meaning and purpose. “I thought I could take it, but you slow me down! You make me crash! You ruin my performance! You’re even invading my privacy!”...
kingpingu30: the reason missing e is disliked by tumblr staff is simple it prevented them from implementing the missing o which in turn would summon tumblor, destroyer of data from the deepest darkest lines of code buried in the internet
I have been in Doctor Who so many times, I'm...
koalasmakemehappy: There I am. And there. I think I look particularly dashing in this one.
vworpingtopigfarts: “You two-faced bitch!” I said when I got out of the cold shower to find hot water running from the sink.
fungii: sometimes i typo ‘the’ as ‘teh’ and cringe because it reminds me of days gone by
waxxx: You must be 18 or older to watch this video Please enter your birthdate below: January 1 1936
majorasbitch: me: im sad everone: anyone whos not me: im sad everyone: omg are you ok you can talk to me whenever you want youre beautiful ok i love you dont be sad everyone: are you sad? me: no, I’m fine everyone: no you’re not, you’re sad. me: ¬_________¬